The Court convenes · Private game

The Long Table

Scotch Bonnet — Scoville 200,000

Serious heat, served slowly. One dealer, one table, 6,000 square feet of private SOMA to lose your composure in. Membership is hereditary in the usual sense: someone at this table had to send you the link. Tick every night you can make; the Crown picks the one with the best table and texts you the address.

When
Fridays & Saturdays
7:00 PM — late
Where
Private 6,000 sq ft
property, SOMA, SF
Address on confirmation
Game
No-Limit Hold'em
25/50 · 50/100 · 100/200
Settlement
Gamenights App
No cash on the felt
Buy-in
50 bb min
250 bb max
Match the Stack
Available after
3 hours of play
Bomb Pot
Every orbit
Dealer's choice

Yes

  • Dealer
  • Food & drinks
  • Good manners

No

  • Rake
  • Headphones
  • Sunglasses
  • Caps
Which nights work? (tick all)
Nov
Nov
Nov
Dec
Dec
Dec
Dec

Tick a night, or write the dates you can make in the note.

None of these work? Skip the boxes and write the dates you can make in the note below.

Stakes you'd play (tick all)

Pick at least one stake.

Petition received. The Crown will text you the night and the SOMA address once the table fills. Until then, practice your poker face.
The courier was waylaid. Try once more, or text the Crown at 415 410 3337 and you’ll be seated by hand.

Seats confirmed by text once the night is set. Tribute to the house optional but noted.

Reach the Crown 415 410 3337 · Signal: kkz.99

Once the table fills, the Crown texts you the night and the SOMA address. If anything misfires, reach out directly and you'll be seated by hand.